So, after a little head scratching over the mystery holes in our garden and a little researching on the interwebs, the Dread Brewer managed to figure out both what was afflicting our garden and how to deal with it.
If you want to kill a ton of June Bug Beetle grubs (remember the Great Grub Exodus), just sprinkle Sevin Dust all over your garden and wait.
This is the Dread Brewer’s “haul” after 36 hours. He was like a kid in a candy store, he was so excited about the number of dead grubs. (Okay, that sounded really bad… He wasn’t eating them like candy, he was just really excited… About the dead ones… Maybe I should stop digging…)
Again, all I can say is, I hope they’re gone soon. They seriously give me the heebie jeebies and I may or may not use LB as an excuse for avoiding the garden and anything grub related.