Fundamental difference in the male mind vs. the female mind:
I just asked the DreadBrewer to sweep the kitchen.
He crab-crawled around, picked up the visibly enormous bits, and called it a day.
And he was then baffled when I said that didn’t count.
Do we even speak the same language? Sometimes I wonder…
And I’m like, “Who gives a crap about sweeping?!? My husband gives me beer!” ((And yes, I know beer isn’t Whole30 compliant. Look for a post on that on Monday…))