Normally weekends are all my own. A time not to think about what to post today – or, more accurately, to plan what to post in the coming week.
But this gem was too good to let it wait until Monday. (And besides, I have something planned for Monday. 🙂 )
This is the hazard of being
fat slightly overweight and sitting out to enjoy the April sunshine, sans shirt or sunscreen.
No matter how well you think you are flattening out your tummy rolls, unless you’re flat on your back, you’re going to end up with zebra stripes.
Bring on the aloe to soothe the burned bits and the self tanner to fix the bits
shaded by chub that the sun missed.